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Merry Happy Whatever 
19th-Dec-2006 12:32 am
Tis the season to say merry/happy whatever - but there's something on my mind that is making me feel less than festive: The whole Santa hat thing... Santa hats on everything! Now I get into the holiday spirit too, but enough is enough - it's driving me nuts nuts nuts. So what's a deranged and mentally unstable young girl with gender confusion to do? Retaliate by having Chanuka hats. Chanuka is always overlooked and never given much thought, but it's about time it deserved some credit. Some of your favourite actors and characters on TV are Jewish believe it or not, so I now I take the time to honour them:

Lost's Josh Holloway and Matthew Fox both smoke weed and go to the beach content in knowing they are the Children of G-d.

Battlestar's Apollo likes to recite the Torah in the shower, and evil super-genius Gaius Baltar canoodles with his very own robotic/imaginary shiksa.

Veronica Mars' Logan Echolls dons his kippah and acts innocent when the cops show up. Piz proves that not all Jews are smart, handsome, funny, useful, or worthy of life/space.

Hero's Hiro Nakamura is much too cheerful to be Jewish and yet he is. That little kid - whatshisface is too.

On the next episode of The Office, Dwight and Michael attend a J-Date mixer.

Dexter's title character honed his skills performing Briss' before graduating to serial killing. His buddy Matsuka, gets his thriftiness from his Jewish step-mother and his pervertness from his Japanese father, and yet with his kippah on he looks Chinese... which somehow still makes sense.

Now that I've offended everyone, Merry/happy whatever.
19th-Dec-2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
Holy. Frak. *sputters* I about choked on my office-provided candy cane while laughing out loud.

My question is, are all these dudes really Jewish? With your penchant for snark, I just can't be sure, and I'm too lazy to research myself. If so, it's a little enlightening and unexpected for some.

Nice update, Canuck!
19th-Dec-2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
AFAIK, none of them are Jewish. Correct me if I'm wrong. :)
19th-Dec-2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
*Falls off chair*

Seriously Leg, this is HYSTERICAL! I am totally linking this in my journal. Because greatness like this should be shared!

Jeff, I think the only characters that actually might be Jewish is the Schrute and maybe Dexter (don’t watch the show – but even so I don’t think so). This was Larry at his absolute bored best – or what is probably his best – and what was accomplished was simply hilarious. Awesome!

19th-Dec-2006 07:10 pm (UTC)
Boredom + Photoshop + late night + sugar = Everyone Jewish.
19th-Dec-2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
lmao. It feels good knowing that this is all, basically, my doing. I mean, I'm the only Jewish person you know. If it wasnt for me would you even know what Chanuka was?......okay, maybe, but you spelled CHanuka the real Jewish way- with a Ch rather than just an H. SO thats definitely my doing.

These are adorable Larry. How the frick am I supposed to choose one?!
19th-Dec-2006 07:11 pm (UTC)
I don't know, Goldy... think it over a bit. Oh wait you already picked one... the worst one too! I thought my Matt Fox one was the best.
19th-Dec-2006 07:29 pm (UTC)
taking jewish foxy, my grandma will definately approve!
21st-Dec-2006 04:50 pm (UTC)
Kind words. Maybe I'll get you an autographed kippah from Matthew Fox one day.
20th-Dec-2006 01:27 am (UTC)
I don't think I've laughed so hard all day! Snagging some and will most definitely use :)
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